Society for Aesthetic Deletions

Hobbit Name Generator. Just call me Ruby Hardbottle.

I'm The James Bond Villain Personality Test!

I live in a fictional world of spies and blonde women with ridiculous names, and I like to give people plenty of options. Although whether they're villainous is not optional.

Click here to find out which test you are!

Julia, your theme song is Walking On Sunshine!

Your upbeat approach to life makes "Walking on Sunshine" the perfect anthem for you. We can see you dancing down the vegetable isle with your grocery cart, smiling at all the checkout clerks.

Oh dear. I don't know if this is really me or not. Ian says he can see it as mine, but I dunno...

I could go either way. I have sinned quite a bit but I still have a bit of room for error. My life is a tug of war between good and evil.

I took the Kingdomality test again. I took this years ago, when Anne first sent it to me. She's big into those online quizzes. :)

So I take it again. I took it a few weeks ago too. As I was the last time, I'm the Dreamer-Minstrel.

Your distinct personality, The Dreamer-Minstrel might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You can always see the "Silver Lining" to every dark and dreary cloud. Look at the bright side is your motto and understanding why everything happens for the best is your goal. You are the positive optimist of the world who provides the hope for all humankind. There is nothing so terrible that you can not find some good within it. On the positive side, you are spontaneous, charismatic, idealistic and empathic. On the negative side, you may be a sentimental dreamer who is emotionally impractical.

When I first took this, I was SO not this type. Anne was this type. I don't recall what I was, and you can't see every possible answer. I think I was the shepherd, but I can't say for sure. I may have been the Benevolent Ruler.

I'll have to wait for Anne to get back from Florida, and see if she keeps all them old emails. Or look at home when I get there.

Weight Watchers weigh-in tonight. I was not that good this week. I really need to do better. I'd like to get down under 170, but I keep hovering between 175-178. Frelling annoying. Of course, if I actually stayed within my points range...

This one I found via Wendi, who found it via Dave.

Take the What

animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz

See which Greek Goddess you are.

Courtesy of ***Dave, who didn't take it, but his wife did.

Though I should know how bad it is when I have to clean up the pre-generated code to make it accurate....(sigh)

Lou thinks these look awful, by the way.

I'm Hyundai Santa Fe GLS!

Your buyers would like to buy a more upscale SUV, but are limited by a lack of formal education or any identifiable job skills. The other SUVs laugh at you.

Click here to find out which test you are!

Staying Alive, the personal identity game. My results?

"856 out of 9670 people chose the same path through the scenarios as you. To date, 6281 people have followed a path through these scenarios which is consistent with at least one of the three theories of personal identity specified above, compared to 3389 people who have not."

Courtesy of ***Dave.

I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Ranger Bard

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently conccern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?.

You are most like Desmond, thrown out of a sleigh! Created by Thren. Which Gashlycrumb Tiny are you?

Courtesy of ***Dave

Courtesy of Meera

No, not the book, but the test...

Which Firearm are you? brought to you byStan Ryker

I'd have much rather been a Desert Eagle, like Doyce.

Courtesy of ***Dave.

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test!

Which tarot card are you?

and

Which Computer Component Are you?

If I wasn't peanut butter, I woulda been Tea. That's better. Sticks to the roof of your mouth less.

Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She's Crafty

Courtesy of ***Dave, who would also live

Courtesy of Doyce.

What Tree Did You Fall From?

I fell out of the Fig tree, which actually fit me very well. Lou, however, was under the Walnut tree, and with the exception of "ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate," nothing else fit him. At All.

Courtesy of Myth again, via the Liad List

Courtesy of ***Dave.

Who's Your Inner Buffy Bad-Girl? Find out @ She's Crafty

Courtesy of Anadandy.

Are You A Hit-Obsessed Weblogger?

I scored 30 points, which is in the 20 through 39 percent range.

TYPE C (HIT-CURIOUS). You do the weblog thing for yourself instead of for an audience, but you are aware that you do have an audience, small as it might be. You are often curious as to what other people find so interesting about your weblog. You check your weblog referrers every now and then just to satisfy your curiosity.

Courtesy, once again, of ***Dave.

Which Angelina Are You?

Courtesy of Anadandy, who got to be Lara.

You are Civilian Calvin! You don't get to travel much outside your neighborhood, but you still manage to get in plenty of trouble. When you're not acting up, you like to wax philosophical. Take the What Calvin are You? Quiz by contessina_2000@yahoo.com!

Courtesy of ***Dave.

As a side note, I also took all the other quizzes on ***Dave's site, but didn't want to post the results. I am the Monopoly hat (like him), Hydrogen (like him), and Daria (not like him).

take free enneagram test

Interesting test. My second highest number was 7, which was a free-wheeling optimist adventurer. Quite disparate. But I wonder if those I know would agree with both.

Courtesy of ***Dave.

Web Test Taker Analysis
	Julia is a kooky pain in the ass with too much free time You drive people crazy with your incessant web testing and result sharing. It's people like you that give the web a bad reputation.
Take the test yourself, or not.

Courtesy of ... who else?

Courtesy of ***Dave.

[oops, forgot to publish this...]

You're an insane pyromaniac- complete with devoted minions and sexy shadowy armor.† Yeah, you're pretty damn evil, but when people think of you, they seem to notice your insanity prior to your mad evil skills.

Great. I'm Dilandau. Gives me more reason to watch my newly arrived Escaflowne - Betrayal & Trust (Vol. 2) this weekend, baby!!

Courtesy of Blogatelle.

Courtesy of Wendi.

So, I took The Desert Test...

Based on Japanese Archetypes the desert represents a hardship. Each of the animals represents an aspect of your life. The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important, and the one that you kept is the most important.

1 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.

I sacrificed the lion because I thought he'd eat all the other animals first.

2 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.

I don't have any children. I sacrificed the monkey because he was useless baggage.

3 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.

I sacrificed the sheep because the other two could still help me. And the sheep would have been terribly hot under all that wool.

4 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.

Sacrificed the cow because one can't ride them very well, and it was probably out of milk by then.

5 You kept the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.

Duh! I've been riding the horse all along!

Like Anne, I put way too much thought into this, methinks...

Courtesy of Anne.

Which Member of the Endless Are You?

Courtesy of Doyce.

If I were a sappy movie ballad, I would be I've Had the Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing.

Creating a renewed interest in dancing, I successfully led middle-aged women everywhere to part with their husbands hard earned money.

What sappy movie ballad are you?

Courtesy of Doyce, though seen on ***Dave's and Anne's sites before succumbing at the cave.

Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

I thought I was more of an outsider, but I was part geek.

Courtesy of Doyce.

Which Sluggy Freelance Character Are You?

Courtesy of Sluggy Freelance. Worship the comic.

How Gay are You?

Courtesy of ***Dave.

First one is for my current D&D character, second was for my previous AD&D character, third is for me.

What can I say, I was bored?

Courtesy of Sean.

1. My name is -- Julia.

2. I may seem -- like a tech-geek girl.

3. But I'm really -- a role-playing wierdo.

4. People who know me think I'm -- rabidly independent.

5. If you knew me you'd probably -- wonder how people put up with me.

6. Sometimes I feel -- like I just can't do anything right.

7. In the morning I -- like to sleep in.

8. I like to sleep -- with lots of covers.

9. If I could be doing anything right now I would be -- watching Attack of the Clones.

10. Money is -- the root of all evil. I wanna be evil, baby!

11. One thing I wish I had is -- a house of my own.

12. One thing I have that I wish I didn't is -- debt.

13. All you need is -- to love yourself.

14. All I need is -- love.

15. If I had one wish it would be -- to be able to write like I think I can.

16. Love is -- when two people are more than the sum of 1+1.

17. My body -- is in sore need of exercise.

18. If an angel flew into my window at night I would -- feel its wings and ask for a feather.

19. If a demon crashed into my window I would -- scream loudly and grab the baseball bat my husband keeps under the bed.

20. If I could see one person right now it would be -- my dad.

21. Something I want but I don't really need is -- more kittens!

22. Something I need but I don't really want is -- self-control when it comes to spending.

23. I live for -- the future.

24. I dare you all to -- kiss a stranger.

25. I am afraid of -- never having the determination to write.

26. It makes me angry when -- I see people being intolerant.

27. I dream about -- being able to afford anything I want.

28. I daydream about -- winning the lottery.

Want to know how compatible you are with me? Take the test!

How Compatible are You with me?

:: how jedi are you? ::

A bit too obvious of a quiz, but it's still me. I still got it.

mwah. mwah ha ha.

Which Deadly Sin are You?

Courtesy of ***Dave.

Courtesy of Doyce.

what's your inner flower?

[c] s u g a r d e w

Courtesy of ***Dave.

Got a 127 in the Emode IQ test, so Anne is smarter than me. I did also get the Insightful Linguist.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. But that's just scratching the surface.

Once upon a time, I loved math. Well, I loved Algebra. Then came Geometry. Followed shortly by Pre-Calculus. And my dreams of being a math teacher went up in flames.

Courtesy of Anne.

[EDIT 12/14/02: Comments have been turned off on this entry.]

what movie symbolism are you? find out!

What Was Your PastLife?

Courtesy of ***Dave.

I think I'm more of an Amy Wynn, or maybe an Alex. Definitely not Frank. Must take test again.

Courtesy of Doyce.

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Courtesy of Doyce.

What Farscape Character are you?

Courtesy of Doyce.

Courtesy of MT Fierce.

Take the "What kind of cone are you?" Test

created by sami

Courtesy of ***Dave.

- Which Legolas are You? -

Wow. This is actually so me.

According to Which member of the Royal House of Amber are you?, I am Llewella.

I may blog more tonight, but I'm not sure. If you want to know where I spent my 9/11 last year, look here.

Known as the only one who can control Josh Lyman, she answers to his every bellow. She has a thing for Yo-Yo Ma, philately, and Josh... but won't act on it. Although hired on the Bartlet Campaign by pure luck, Donnatella has now proven herself to be a valuable asset.
:: Which West Wing character are you? ::

Heh. Lou was Sam, of course.

It has to be YOUR way. But when it isn't, you panic, but hold your ground. You keep your gun pointed and trigger finger ready, but you'd never really hurt anyone. Though you like being tough, feeling control, you often enjoy blending in and being part of the ordinary human race. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Heh. Lou got Pumpkin. We really are a matched set.

Courtesy of Doyce and ***Dave.

If I lived in Middle-Earth, it would be in:

The Bay of Belfalas

The sea is calling you too. The heat, the ocean, and moderate population of people is sufficient for you. You may not be much of a beach person, but the coastline environment provides the best balanced combination of everything: nature & urbanization, seclusion & socializing, and especially the moderate weather conditions; however, you can bear the heat quite easily.

Take the"Where in Middle-Earth Would I Live?" Quiz

by skepticism

Courtesy of Anne and ***Dave.

Quiz here.

In order, my top three are Neil Gaiman, Kevin Smith, and Scott McCloud.

Guess I should get back to finishing that Sandman you loaned me, eh Paula?

And I suppose I should show this to one of my co-workers, who is Scott McCloud's sister-in-law.

Courtesy of Michael, whose blog has no online quizzes or such frou-frou.

Sluggy Freelance has been doing a Harry Potter parody, and now they have their own sorting hat! (Flash required) Since the image is so large, I made it a pop-up.

My Hoggelrynth House

Get Sorted!

Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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Courtesy of Anne.

Courtesy of ***Dave.

I have no clue how I got this answer. This goes against just about everything I entered...or so I thought...

Okay, so Episode II wasn't that great, but there's one thing we can all agree on: Yoda rocks. And you have the Yoda sensibility. You're calm, patient, even Zen-like, but you also know how to spring into action when need be. You value your friends, you put other people's concerns ahead of yourself and you eschew blind ambition and vanity.

What is your costume personality?

Courtesy of Anne, though first spotted on ***Dave's blog.

What's Your Personality Type?

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Quiz created by Polly Snodgrass.

WATER OF AIR. You're aloof, depressed and seasoned. You'd make a good psychologist, executioner, black widow, arsenic poisoner, heretic queen or commentator. You're too witty for your own good. Have to get up early in the morny morn to fool you, as you spot lies a mile away. And WOE TO THOSE who dare attempt such a stupid move. You're Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween, when she cuts Michael's head off. You're Anne Robinson, the host of The Weakest Link!

Courtesy of Ginger.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Ella Fey

Known in some parts of the world as: Succubus of The Highway Thieves

The Great Archives Record: Takes more than gold from the rich on the highway - takes blood too.

Find Yours Here

Courtesy of Romance Readers Anonymous.

Courtesy of ***Dave.

Courtesy of Ginger.

Hail, Princess Llewella!

Take the quiz here.

Courtesy of Ginger.

Which Edward Gorey Book Are You?
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Courtesy of Lisamarie, but seen on others' blogs too.

What Weird Quote Are You?
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Courtesy of Ginger.

Arse or Elbow?

I scored at 14/14. I so know my arse from my elbow!

Which Duran Duran album are you?
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This so rocks! I have the first album somewhere, in two formats. The US release, and an import I picked up in Spain that doesn't have "Is There Something I Should Know?" on it, which was added later to the US release.

Why yes, I was a Duranie, why do you ask?

Courtesy of Anne.

You are blue. You are somewhat innocent, in the fact that your genius only extends to the physical world. You have a false sense of contentness. You are usually the quiet one, the genius. Everyone can count on you to help when they have problems, but you only fall short of being able to solve your own.

What inner color are you?

Quiz by Shirono

Actually, I find that pretty accurate. Of course, is there a quiz on Quizilla that doesn't have typos/misspellings?

Which OS are You?

Courtesy of Jenn in email.

I'll Never Tell....

Which Buffy Musical Song Are You?
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You're sort of a shady character. You sneak into the city under the East River, and make a hasty exit soon after. But while the tourists may steer clear of your decrepit stations, you know you're essential to the commuters who depend on you.


Which New York City subway line are you?
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Gimme the T or the Metro any day, please!

Which 80s High School Movie Are You? ...aka the Molly Ringwald appreciation quiz...
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Courtesy of Anne.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

You are Storm!

You are very strong and very protective of those
you love. You are in tune with nature and are
very concerned with justice and humanity.
Unfortunately, certain apprehensions and fears
are very hard for you to overcome, and can
often inhibit you when most need to be strong.


Which X-Men character are you most like?
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I've been very busy this week. Will try to update more later.

Oh! Courtesy of Anne.

Took Kristen's quiz. Got a 40.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

I think that's true.

This came from a different location than before, but only a slightly different result.

I Am A: Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard


Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.


Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.


Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.


Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.


Deity:
Solonor Thelandria is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.


Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of NeppyMan

A mastermind of maneuvering surrounding forces, you care little for the concerns of those in your way.

Palpatine is a character in the Star Wars universe. The Star Wars Databank has his profile.

Good quiz, lots of possible results. Be sure to look at the scale, though ballot-stuffing is always a possibility.

And no, Anne, I didn't cheat, why did you ask? *innocent look*

I was very worried I was going to be Hero! Plus, my result is my favorite system.

Which RPG system are you?
by Mr. Vimes

Courtesy of Anne.

Because these are big, I'm putting them in the cut.

I just wish mine had ended up with the simple SPOOOOOOOON!

You belong in the Cat Who Walks Through Walls. You
are creative and cunning. Your works often
feel empty to you, though others love them.
You suspect that the universe and everyone in
it are just characters in someone else's story.


Which Heinlein Book Should You Have Been A Character In?
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Courtesy of ***Dave.

My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether
I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost
in a good book, or giggling with my best
friend, I live in a world apart, one full of
adventure and wonder and other stuff adults
don't understand.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

Gimme some sugar baby.


Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
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There isn't an option to see all the answers, but I know there's a Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China), a Nada (They Live), and a George Clooney role that I'm unfamiliar with. Ah, a quick check on IMdb tells me Seth Gecko is in From Dusk Till Dawn.

Courtesy of Jack.

Final Score: 80.95

I went through it first once answering what I could, then went back to the top before scoring, and got a few more.

This is only surprising in that I didn't know more, considering my ability to remember anything set to music.

Don't forget to answer the bonus questions at the end, if you know them!

Courtesy of ***Dave.

Congratulations! You're Merry!


Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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Courtesy of lots of places.

Elvish


To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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"The Soldier"


Which Firefly character are you?
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Which Eddie Izzard line are you?
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In other news, I'm not ill anymore. Vacations when you're sick the entire time suck big time. More soon.

64.28571428571429% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?

I must admit, some of the computer game references I had no clue and just guessed. And I did call Lou to check the math on the THAC0 answer before I submitted. I never could get THAC0.

Courtesy of Ian.

40% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.

Even though I was born in 'bama, I am a Yankee at heart.

Been a while since I did one of these...

Courtesy of JP's blog.